So, I've moved in, changed the furniture a bit, and now I'm ready to meet the neighbours. But a nasty shock was in store for Oscar...
Next door, we have a lovely couple. He's a pious Christian whose favourite hobby is slaughtering "all creatures great and small" with a high-powered rifle. He calls it sport. As a green furry thing, I'd be a prime candidate, so I'd better keep out of his way.
So I tried the next van. Pornography isn't really my thing, so I tried to close my eyes when the first images started to load. Not pretty. I contemplated reporting him to the park manager but thought that could involve nasty repercussions for Oscar. Even the title of his blog looks repulsive on my "history" page.
So I'm feeling a little besieged - not the type of park I thought I'd be living in before I moved in.
That's it for now... Oscar
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Ah, you're so fussy! Embrace the diversity of humanity! :P
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